That time I was nearly raped by an IP during my sojourn in the talk page of Category:My sojourn
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edit So there I was
edit and this fucking IP
edit so I pulled out my
sarcasm and mocked the shit out of the thing, and it doesn't try to do shit to me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major boredom lameness abrasion and a severed brachialis intellectualis.
No, seriously. It nearly raped me.