That time I was nearly raped by a negro during my sojourn to the post office

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He looked like this: clearly, a psychopath.

That negro was terrifying!!

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edit So there I was

In the midst of my Sunday afternoon post-churchgoing visit to the post office, no? Just doing my Presbyterian housewife things.

edit and this dastardly negro

bursts out from the deli, negro sweat all over the place, and instead of going for his crack cocaine, he forms a clear intention to mount me! My word!

edit so I pulled out my

canister of mace and briskly crossed the street, and he didn't follow, because negroes are afraid of traffic.

I barely got away with my power bill and six housekeeping magazines.

Terrifying. He nearly raped me.

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