That time I was nearly raped by a gay English teacher trying to sell me a free iPod during my sojourn in Canada
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edit So there I was
camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, it was not a gay retared place like the moon. It was cool and not a bad place. i hope it doesn't melt or anything.
edit and this fucking guy
And then he pulls out this iPod and says "Would you like this free iPod? All it will cost you is money, plus you have to tell your friends to buy one too."
edit So I told him
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion, a free iPod, and some sick.
No, seriously. He nearly raped me. Even though it wasnt my fault. It was GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!! IT WAS THE WORST SOJOURN EVER.