That time I was nearly raped by a formula-based running joke during my sojourn in Category:My sojourn

Dude, that fucking joke was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I was

clickin in the fucking internet, doing my SysRq thing with the Uncyc shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.

and this fucking in-joke

bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the iTunes window, he makes an unfunnyline straight for me.

so I pulled out my

mouse and clicked the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. It nearly raped me.

See also

• That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
• That time I was nearly raped by a gay English teacher trying to sell me a free iPod during my sojourn in Canada
• Uncyclopedia is the worst