That time I was nearly raped by a dinosaur during my sojourn in the Mesozoic
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edit So there I was
edit and this fucking dinosaur
edit so I pulled out my
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. It almost sucked me into its cloaca (kinda like a vagina).