That time I was nearly raped by Mr. Winkler yelling AAAAAAAAA! during my sojourn to the Jordanhill railway station
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edit So there I was
edit and this fucking dude
named Mr. Winkler bursts out of a magic shop across the street, yelling "AAAAAAAAA!". Gay all over the place. So tells him shot your fuck up! So instead of going for the grues, he makes a Winkleline straight for me! Yelling IRAQATTACK the whole way.
edit so I pulled out my
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. He nearly raped me.