That time I was nearly raped by Mr. Winkler yelling AAAAAAAAA! during my sojourn to the Jordanhill railway station

That time I was nearly raped by Mr. Winkler yelling AAAAAAAAA! during my sojourn to the Jordanhill railway station

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The scene looked kinda like this, only in-jokier.

Dude, those fucking jokes were getting old. Like, WTF?

So there I was

waiting for the train at the fucking Jordanhill railway station, doing my Kitten Huffing thing with Oscar Wilde and the Grues, right? Like, Tourette's FUCK Syndrome badass shit.

and this fucking dude

named Mr. Winkler bursts out of a magic shop across the street, yelling "AAAAAAAAA!". Gay all over the place. So tells him shot your fuck up! So instead of going for the grues, he makes a Winkleline straight for me! Yelling IRAQATTACK the whole way.

so I pulled out my

euroipod and beat the shit out of him with it (yelling "eat shit fucker!" the whole time), and he tries to mount me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. He nearly raped me.

See also

• Uncyclopedia:In-jokes
• That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada