UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 15
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So there I was
and my fucking youngest son Ham
bursteth out of the tent, musketh all over the place, and instead of going for the sheep, he looketh upon my nakedness.
so I pulled out my
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. He nearly raped me.