That time I was nearly raped by Ham after my sojourn through the deluge
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edit So there I was
edit and my fucking youngest son Ham
bursteth out of the tent, musketh all over the place, and instead of going for the sheep, he looketh upon my nakedness.
edit so I pulled out my
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. He nearly raped me.