UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 13
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So there I was
so I pulled out my
Kris and cut the shit out of the thing he was wearing on his loins, and and I find out he was waiting for me to release his shlong so he can mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major internal bleeding and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. He nearly raped me.