That time I was nearly raped by Devo during my sojourn in Akron, Ohio

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They looked kind of likes this, only old and fat.

Dude, those guys were fucking huge. Like, WTF?

edit So there I was

camping in Akron, Ohio, doing my nerd thing with the Energy Dome and the de-evolution, right? Like, hardcore geek shit.

edit and fucking Devo

burst out of the plastics factory, musk all over the place, and instead of going for my dog, they make a Devoline straight for me.

edit so I pulled out my

knife and cut the shit out of them, and they tried to mount me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. Devo nearly raped me.

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