That time I was nearly killed by Christian Bale during my sojourn on Terminator Salvation
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So there I was
and this fucking Christian Bale
bursts off the set, spit all over the place, and instead of going for the rest of the crew, he makes a Baleline straight for me.
so I pulled out my
sorry face and apologized the shit out of the thing, and he still tries to get me fired! WTF?
I barely got away with a major ear-ache and a severe lack of self esteem.
No, seriously. He nearly killed me, professionally.