That time I was nearly killed by Christian Bale during my sojourn on Terminator Salvation
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edit So there I was
working on the set of Terminator Salvation, doing my Director of Photography thing with the light fixtures, diffuse-angle reflectors, and coordinating everything by carefully observing and measuring camera angles, arranging light-stand placement to the millimeter while taking into account arc-light wattage compensation and specific-diva-request highlighting of actors best sides and features, right? Like, badass Terminator professionally trained ultra-specific light and shadowing shit.
edit and this fucking Christian Bale
bursts off the set, spit flying, arms waving, and red-faced all over the place, and instead of going for the rest of the crew he makes a Baleline straight for me.
edit so I pulled out my
sorry face and apologized the shit out of the thing, and he still tries to get me fired! WTF?
No, seriously. Bale nearly killed me, professionally.