That time I was nearly killed by Christian Bale during my sojourn on Terminator Salvation

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He kind of looked like this, only more psycho... and American.

Dude, that fucking guy was pissed. Like, WTF?

edit So there I was

working on the set of Terminator Salvation, doing my Director of Photography thing with the light fixtures, diffuse-angle reflectors, and coordinating everything by carefully observing and measuring camera angles, arranging light-stand placement to the millimeter while taking into account arc-light wattage compensation and specific-diva-request highlighting of actors best sides and features, right? Like, badass Terminator professionally trained ultra-specific light and shadowing shit.

edit and this fucking Christian Bale

bursts off the set, spit flying, arms waving, and red-faced all over the place, and instead of going for the rest of the crew he makes a Baleline straight for me.

edit so I pulled out my

sorry face and apologized the shit out of the thing, and he still tries to get me fired! WTF?

I barely got away with a major ear-ache, temporarily slumped shoulders, chronic bowed-head syndrome, and a severe lack of self esteem.

No, seriously. Bale nearly killed me, professionally.

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