That time I was impregnated by a magic balloon during my sojourn in Dinosaur World
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It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.
Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
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edit So there I was
vacationing in the fucking dinosaur world, doing my Luigi thing with the Mesozoic shit and the cavepeople, right? Like, plumber badass shit.
edit and this fucking fire sumo
bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for Mario, he makes a sumoline straight for me.
edit so I pulled out my
knife and scream like a little girl, and it rips the earth asunder. I fell for hours, with nothing below me but boiling lava. Good thing I found a magic balloon, but it tries to impregnate me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major unwanted bastard offspring and a severe case of abdominal striae.
No, seriously. It fucking impregnated me.
edit See Also
| SUPER MARIO TEMPLATE | ||
| Protagonists | Mario • Princess Peach • Toad |  |
| Antagonists | Donkey Kong • Goomba • Wario | |
| Luigis | Gay Luigi • Mama Luigi (Luigi's sojourn • Magic balloon) • Weegee | |
| Locations | Mushroom Kingdom • Another Castle® • Yoshi's Park | |
| Games | Mario Party • Super Mario Brothers • Super Mario World | |
| Whatnot | Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) • Magic mushroom • Mariology • Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape • The Mushroom Kingdom (band) | |
