That time I threw my own poop at monkeys during my sojourn in a zoo
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edit So there I was
edit and these four freaking monkeys
burst out of the trees, poop all over their hands, and instead of going for the graduate students, they throw their poop straight at me.
edit so I pulled down my
pants and pooped in my own hands, and then I returned fire! WTF?
I barely got away with a major ruined reputation and a several public indecency charges.
No, seriously. I threw my own poop at monkeys.