UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 21

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Dude, those fucking things were huge. Like, WTF?


They looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

edit So there I was

giving a lecture in the fucking zoo, doing my Anthropology thing with the Primate shit and the graduate students, right? Like, scientific badass shit.

edit and these four fucking monkeys

burst out of the trees, poop all over their hands, and instead of going for the graduate students, they throw their poop straight at me.

edit so I pulled down my

pants and shit in my own hands, and then I returned fire! WTF?

I barely got away with a major ruined reputation and a several public indecency charges.

No, seriously. I threw my own poop at monkeys.

edit See also

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