UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 7
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“In Soviet Russia yak nearly gets raped by YOU!!! ”
So there I was
and this fucking yak
so it takes out it's jaws
and bites the shit out of me, so I try to mount it! He's probably like, WTF?
It barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. I nearly raped it.