UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 7

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“In Soviet Russia yak nearly gets raped by YOU!!! ”
~ Russian Reversal on That time I nearly raped a yak during my sojourn in Soviet Russia

I looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

Dude, that fucking thing saw how huge I was. It was probably like, WTF?

edit So there I was

camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.

edit and this fucking yak

bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, I run straight at it.

edit so it takes out its jaws

and bites the shit out of me, so I try to mount it! He's probably like, WTF?

It barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. I nearly raped it.

edit See also

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