That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada
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edit So there I was
edit And all of a sudden
edit ...so I pulled down my pants....
and just let loose all over the ground, and it gets this musk all over the place, as you would expect.
I barely got away with a minor meningococcal septiaemia and some ectroparasitic scabies.
No, seriously. I nearly shit myself.