That time I nearly got my period all over the biggest mall in the world during my sojourn in Canada

It looked kinda like this, only fucking gross.

Dude, that fucking thing was gushing blood everywhere. Like, WTF?

So there I was

doing my independent woman thing, shopping at the world's biggest mall and eating lots of poutine cause that stuff is fucking delicious

and my fucking vagina

starts feeling all moist and wet and I'm like "shit no"

so I try to stop it

by holding my legs together but it starts gushing blood!! WTF

I barely got to the ladies' room in time to stick a tampon up there before it flooded the fucking mall.

No, seriously. It nearly bled everywhere.

See also

• Flaming vagina
• Angry Ovaries
• Period
• That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada