That time I nearly got my period all over the biggest mall in the world during my sojourn in Canada
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edit So there I was
doing my independent woman thing, shopping at the world's biggest mall and eating lots of poutine cause that stuff is fucking delicious
edit and my fucking vagina
starts feeling all moist and wet and I'm like "shit no"
edit so I try to stop it
by holding my legs together but it starts gushing blood!! WTF
I barely got to the ladies' room in time to stick a tampon up there before it flooded the fucking mall.
No, seriously. It nearly bled everywhere.