That time I nearly drowned during my sojourn on the Titanic

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Why huff this page? What is wrong with it???? Are all the sojourn's being huffed?

You need to contact Zombiebaron (who tagged the page), Aleister. If you ask him nicely, I'm sure he'll let you remove the template. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:17, 27 July 2011

Zombie who? Does this site have zombies??? My mind, what's happening to my mind. Grandma, is that you? Aleister 17:20 27-7-'11 Thanks.

And now for your viewing entertainment:

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. It was even

bigger undressed. Like, WTF?

It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

So there I was

sailing along nicely on the biggest and safest ship ever built, just charming the piss out of the chambermaids and drinking all the swells champagne and shit. Like, aristocratic hoity-toity shit.

and this fucking iceberg

looms out of the water, moonlight shining off it all over the place, and instead of going for the ship's bow and the fancy swells it slips along the water and makes an icebergline straight towards me.

so I pulled out my elbows

and elbowed my way onto the first lifeboat going over the side, even though I'm a guy and people started yelling that I was a fucking pussy, WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. An iceberg nearly drowned me.

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See also

That time some prick nearly drowned us all during his sojourn on the Titanic