That time I nearly drowned during my sojourn on the Titanic
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Why huff this page? What is wrong with it???? Are all the sojourn's being huffed?
- You need to contact Zombiebaron (who tagged the page), Aleister. If you ask him nicely, I'm sure he'll let you remove the template. GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:17, 27 July 2011
- Zombie who? Does this site have zombies??? My mind, what's happening to my mind. Grandma, is that you? Aleister 17:20 27-7-'11 Thanks.
thing was huge. It was even bigger undressed. Like, WTF?
So there I was
and this fucking iceberg
looms out of the water, moonlight shining off it all over the place, and instead of going for the ship's bow and the fancy swells it slips along the water and makes an icebergline straight towards me.
so I pulled out my elbows
and elbowed my way onto the first lifeboat going over the side, even though I'm a guy and people started yelling that I was a fucking pussy, WTF?
No, seriously. An iceberg nearly drowned me.