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<big><big><big>'''Why huff this page? What is wrong with it???? Are all the sojourn's being huffed?'''</big></big></big>
 
:You need to contact Zombiebaron (who tagged the page), Aleister. If you ask him nicely, I'm sure he'll let you remove the template. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''17:17, 27 July 2011''</small>
 
::Zombie who? Does this site have zombies??? My mind, what's happening to my mind. Grandma, is that you? [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 17:20 27-7-'11 Thanks.
 
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[[File:Realiceberg.jpg|frame|center]]<big><big>'''Dude, that fucking [[thing]] was huge. It was even <span class="sigexpand"><span class="sighidden" style="position: left; z-index: 5"><div style="position: relative; height: 50px; left: 45px; bottom: 50px;">[[File:Mount Terror.jpg]]</div></span><font color="blue">bigger undressed</font></span>. Like, [[WTF?]]'''</big></big>
 
[[File:Realiceberg.jpg|frame|center]]<big><big>'''Dude, that fucking [[thing]] was huge. It was even <span class="sigexpand"><span class="sighidden" style="position: left; z-index: 5"><div style="position: relative; height: 50px; left: 45px; bottom: 50px;">[[File:Mount Terror.jpg]]</div></span><font color="blue">bigger undressed</font></span>. Like, [[WTF?]]'''</big></big>
 
 

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Realiceberg
Dude, that fucking thing was huge. It was even
Mount Terror
bigger undressed
. Like, WTF?
Iceberg

It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

So there I was

sailing along nicely on the biggest and safest ship ever built, just charming the piss out of the chambermaids and drinking all the swells champagne and shit. Like, aristocratic hoity-toity shit.

and this fucking iceberg

looms out of the water, moonlight shining off it all over the place, and instead of going for the ship's bow and the fancy swells it slips along the water and makes an icebergline straight towards me.

so I pulled out my elbows

and elbowed my way onto the first lifeboat going over the side, even though I'm a guy and people started yelling that I was a fucking pussy, WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. An iceberg nearly drowned me.


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DuckyTitanic

 

 

 

 

 


See also

That time some prick nearly drowned us all during his sojourn on the Titanic

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