edit So there I was
<verb>ing my <noun>, doing my <noun> thing with this <verb> shit and the <noun>, right? Like, <job title> shit.
edit and this fucking <noun>
bursts out of the trees, <noun> all over the place, and instead of going for these tiny <noun>, he goes straight for me.
edit so I pulled out my
<noun> and start shooting like a madman, and it tries to <verb> me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major <medical term for a common injury 1> and a severed <medical term for a common injury 2>.
No, seriously. I really <description of what I did>