UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 18
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edit So there I was
edit so I pull out my
left leg, curse my luck, and lean over to get pour myself another glass of Paul's "coffee" when my knee accidentally presses a button...
edit and this bomb
falls off the plane, weaving back and forth all over the place, and instead of drifting on the wind like a proper little boy's Japanese box-kite it makes a bombline straight toward a city far below. Seconds later, KABOOM! and the sky lights up like the fucking fourth of July at a county fair,
edit so I say "goddamn it all to hell"
and go up front to tell Paul, and Tibbets was all like "WTF?!"
No, seriously. I nuked Hiroshima.