That time I accidentally miscalculated the date of creation during my sojourn in London

WTF dude?! the thing was fucking psycho!

Dude, that fucking history book was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I, James Ussher, was

bible reading in the fucking seminary, doing my Historian thing with the theology shit and the genealogies. Like, Irish bishop badass shit.

And these fucking genealogical passages

burst out of the bible, inspiration all over the place, and instead of going in the trash, they make a beeline straight for my mind.

So I pulled out my

pen and added & harmonized the shit out of the thing, and I wind up writing the history of the world. WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

But seriously, I accidentally miscalculated the creation date of the universe to September 20th, 4004 b.c.

See Also

• Ussher
• That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada