UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 2
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Dude, that fucking history book was huge. Like, WTF?
So there I, James Ussher, was
And these fucking genealogical passages
So I pulled out my
pen and added & harmonized the shit out of the thing, and I wind up writing the history of the world. WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
But seriously, I accidentally miscalculated the creation date of the universe to September 20th, 4004 b.c.