That time I accidentally launched a thousand ships with my face during my sojourn in Troy
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edit So there I was
edit and this fucking wooden horse
bursts out from the shore, varnish all over the place, and sits in front of the gates, like "Hey, you want a big wooden horse?"
edit so one of them pulls out his
sword and cuts the shit out of him, and he drags his body around the city walls with a chariot! WTF?
But, seriously. I accidentally launched those ships with my face.