That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Nazi during my sojourn to Ireland

WTF dude?! the thing was fucking right wing!

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I was

river dancing my way across the Emerald Isle, doing my St Patrick's Day thing with the Potato shit and The Troubles, right? like, Leprachaun badass shit,

and this fucking Nazi

bursts out of the fucking bog, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the Jews, he makes a Fuhrerline straight for me -- like WTF?

so I pulled out my

knife and cut the shit out of his 21st Century Nazi policies, and then he tried to rape me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously.

He nearly fucking raped me.

See Also

• That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada
• That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
• the debilitating skin disease I got from battling the undead
• That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Frenchman during my sojourn to Paris
• 21st Century Nazis