That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Nazi during my sojourn to Ireland

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WTF dude?! the thing was fucking right wing!

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?

[edit] So there I was

river dancing my way across the Emerald Isle, doing my St Patrick's Day thing with the Potato shit and The Troubles, right? like, Leprachaun badass shit,

[edit] and this fucking Nazi

bursts out of the fucking bog, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the Jews, he makes a Fuhrerline straight for me -- like WTF?

[edit] so I pulled out my

knife and cut the shit out of his 21st Century Nazi policies, and then he tried to rape me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

[edit] No, seriously.

He nearly fucking raped me.

[edit] See Also

• That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada
• That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
• the debilitating skin disease I got from battling the undead
• That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Frenchman during my sojourn to Paris
• 21st Century Nazis