That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Frenchman during my sojourn to Paris

WTF dude?! the thing was fucking French!

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I was

Marching across the Seine, doing my Uber Alles thing with the Fascist shit and the Maginot Line, right? Like, Master Race badass shit.

and this fucking Frenchie

bursts out of the fucking Eifel Tower, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the hairy woman, he makes a Baguetteline straight for me. Like WTF?

so I pulled out my

racist ideology and cut the shit out of his Jewish population, and he tries to collaborate with me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major defeat, and eternal shame attached to my people and a severely Blitzkrieged Berlin.

No, seriously.

He nearly fucking raped me.

See Also

• That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada
• That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
• That time I nearly took a sojourn to Canada while I was being raped by a yak
• the debilitating skin disease I got from battling the undead