That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Frenchman during my sojourn to Paris
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edit So there I was
edit and this fucking Frenchie
edit so I pulled out my
racist ideology and cut the shit out of his Jewish population, and he tries to collaborate with me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major defeat, and eternal shame attached to my people and a severely Blitzkrieged Berlin.
edit No, seriously.
He nearly fucking raped me.