That Time I Was Nearly Crashed Into by a Boeing 747 during my sojourn to the Twin Towers

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Dude, that fucking plane was huge. Like, WTF?

It was like some kind of fucking jihad! WTF?

edit So there I was

Sitting in the fucking Twin Towers, doing my Firefighting thing with the Pole and the trucks, right? Like, hot, flaming shit.

edit And this fucking Boeing 747

bursts out of the sky, flames all over the place, and instead of going for the landing strip, it makes a jihadline right for the Twin Towers!

edit So I pulled out my

Firehose, and put the hose the shit out of the thing, and it tries to crash into me! WTF!

I barely got away with a major burning, and facial scorching and a severed brachialis radial.

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