That's what she said
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“Big Balls!”
“That's what she said.”
“Who the hell is this she, and personally, I'd like to give her a stern talking to!”
“That's what she said... or he said.”
That's what she said is a small, unsatisfying remark to a comment or speech made popular by The Office (The Good One). If you enjoy it, you should be fucked by a llama.[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] What is the point of having such a big silly thing said about you or your friends?
That's what she said, anyway.
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[edit] History
[edit] Origin
While we may never know the exact origin of the phrase, one of the earliest, if not first, occurrences of That's what she said in popular culture can be traced back to 1975, uttered by Chevy Chase during Weekend Update on the first season of the popular sketch comedy show "Saturday Night Live".
After much investigation, we have found a man who claims to have created the line. A warehouse supervisor named Neil Cohen at a company called Asian World of Martial Arts in Philadelphia claims he created the line in the mid-1980's. He is ighly upset that the line has become so famous due to shows like The Office and he does not get any credit. Cohen also claims to have created the comedic gems of "I've got your ..... (i.e.: I've got your Nip/Tuck), taping up your pants with electrical tape when they rip in the crotch and taking items off an order even though there are a 100 of them in stock.
[edit] Use
That's what she said is used to commune a small, somewhat rheotorical thought, like so:
- Person 1: If a tree falls in the forest.
- Person 2: That's what she said !!!
[edit] Alternatives to that's what she said
You don't have to say that's what she said to get the attention of your peers, there are alternatives, that are just as funny, such as:
- That could be construed as sexual if used in alternative context.
- The always classic... in my pants.
- That's what Jesus said
- Those indeed are the words that she spoke
- When it is more applicable, that's what he said
Teenage boys (namely James Ellis) are prone to making the "That's what she said comment".It is also worth noting that James Ellis has a rather large penis. Beware when you speaking in the company of teenage boys as even comments that aren't sexually related are bound to be caught out. Infact, the only way to get a "That's what she said comment" is to talk about the most mundane and randomest topic available.
- Example:
- Person 1: Yesterday his stuff went all over the place.
- Person 2: That's what she said.
[edit] Phrases that would not make good "That's what she said" set-ups.
(Please note that, if another male says one of these things, you can say "That's what she said to you", and it would be funny. However, do not say this if the male is stronger than you and is angered easily)
- You have a small penis
- Don't Have sex with me
- I'm your mother
- The retarded baby is yours
- Chuck Norris
- Danii Barron
- Did you brush your teeth?
- That.
- My name is Joe.
- That's what she said.
- You raped my baby!
- So this is how democracy dies... to thunderous applause.
- Sorry to hear about your mom.
- So how did the lobotomy go?
- I think my thighs are too big.
- Black is the new pink.
- Thank you, finally!
- That will be forty dollars.
- Go away.
- It's so small.
- You have Cock In Mouth Disease.
- It won't fit.
- Oh, it's squishy and cold!
- How dare you take advantage of me in such a sexually explicit nature!
- You're GAY?!
- My dad just died.
- Sieg Heil.
- Kangaroos can reach speeds of up to 25 miles per hour.
- RAPE! HELP!
- Is it in yet?... Damn.
- I'm really a man.
- I think I'm in love with you.
- After I met you, I realized I'm gay.
- Would not buy again.
- I'll have to fake that I'm satisfied.
- Get off the road!
- Look, a person who abuses catchphrases!
- I'm telling mom.
- Ha, I'm bloody stinking rich and YOU'RE not!
- Let us divide jokes into categories of clever and not clever. Second category first. Ready?
- I don't think this is working out.
- Chuck Norris has roundkicked you, too?!
- I am in fact Captain Obvious.
- I think we should break up.
- James Brown. Morte.
- Rosebud...
- I'm not in the mood for sex right now.
- I stepped in dog shit
- I just found out that I have herpes. You should really get yourself checked.
- No means no.
- My genitals are rather tender.
- How long do you have to live?
- Honey- I'm pregnant!
- No, seriously, I'm pregnant! I'm not sure what we're going to do!
- It's not a joke! I really am pregnant! We can't afford a baby right now!
[edit] Examples
- Just watch The Office. Every line consists of it.
- How fast can you go?
- Well, if it comes, it comes.
- What are you doing?
- It happened so suddenly.
- Practice makes perfect.
- Quit playing with it and put it in already.
- That's what it really looks like?
- How was that possible?
- This is going to be too hard.
- Are you even trying that hard?
- I got it all over me!
- It's so long.
- Feel free to come.
- Why is this so hard?
- That's a mouthful!
- All over the table and everything.
- My parents have been doing that to me since I was six.
- I like pie!
- Well, you always leave me satisfied and smiling.
- No more for me, I'm full.
- thats what she said again!
- I eat bragiole every Monday
