Thainglish

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"Eat" she said, indicating hunger. "Go?" he asked, wondering if they should eat in or go out. "Eat, girl, go" and all was clear.

Thainglish is a language widely used by some tribes in Thailand. It is far from English or German, so if you are a native English or German speaker, or if you speak any other language except Thainglish (even sometimes), forget it. Since "unfortunate you" grew up submerged in a watered-down language which uses words to replace subtle expressions, you must learn Thainglish from scratch.

Keywords

For eating, meal, dinner, drink, lunch, liquid, hungry, etc. there is only one word: EAT.

For going, moving, travelling, leaving, arriving, creeping, transporting, et al., there is only the word: GO.

For ladies, girls, females, crones, women, prostitutes, bitches, babes, and so on, there is only a word: GIRL.

Believe it or you don't, you don't need many more words than these.

Philophobical aspects

These three fundamental terms can create the full Thanglish language because of their basic nature.

In principle and truth, there are no more activities by biological means except eating, reproducing, and going. So people usually switch between them, or combine them in some fashion. If you pretend to be alive, you need at least three things: food, sex, and locomotion. Food (and its close cousin, liquid) for sure, so you can exist and be here, sex for copying yourself, and moving for getting there. All other abilities, like seeing, hearing, thinking, and the rest, only serve the three main principles, discussed above.


Thainglish EAT GO GIRL
Computer V Ctrl C
Biology Grow Move Reproduce
Age 0...10 11...17 18...100
Period Childhood Adolescent Adult
Time Morning Afternoon Night
Genre Fun Action Porn
Drink Water Beer Whisky

Two Very Advanced Words

If you can master these Thanglish words, and work them into your conversations correctly, the world is your oyster and you are master of the hounds.

For the same, similar, alike, close, mirror, related there is only same same.

For another one, different, strange, unlike, enemy, points finger there is only same girl same.

Now you can communicate in Thanglish

Knowing the principles of the language, you can now communicate anything in it. If you want to say "Hello, I hope you've had a nice day sir, and where can I grab a taxicab?" it translates as "Girl! Girl go, eat?". When it is about to rain and you wish shelter it is easy to say "Go! Go go go go go!!!" and shelter will be pointed out to you. There are several excellent English/German to Thainglish dictionaries available, both in print and online.

A picture is worth a thousand words

The picture:
Girl-Drinking-Beer


The thousand words:

"Eat eat eat girl, girl eat eat eat! Go girl, go!!!" and so on.

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