Terrorism
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“Yeah, he's my bong buddy”
“IT'S ALL ALISTAIR'S FAULT!!!”
~ Anonymous source
“HAVE YOU SEEN TERRORISM?!”
~ Kevin Shannon, Irish Movie Critic on Terrorism
“PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR MUTHAFUCKERS!!!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on on entering the bank of England
“Fancy euphemism for Islam”
~ Dictionary.Com on terrorim
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[edit] Vandalism
Another very famous -ism, vandalism is not to be confused with terrorism. Vandalism is trite and meaningless degradation of an otherwise important or meaningful object. What is known as cyber-terrorism is not to be confused with vandalism. Not. Confused. Terrorism. Do not. The Honkey-tonk avant-garde movement of the 19th century is not vandalism, or terrorism. Pop music is an example of vandalism. If this had instilled terror in you, it might be misconstrued as terrorism. And for Hector Meyer, bud bud ding ding 2.99.
[edit] Why Terrorists Love The United States of America
While all of us in the "civilized" world are driving overly large SUVs and stuffing ourselves with giant hamburgers, and creating a tv show that tests the contestants ability to survive, thinner members of Al Queda (and all its supporters/the USA's enemies) are stuck in tents in the middle of nowhere surrounded by sand and AK-47s (formerly a republic of Afghanistan), banging anything they can get their hands on including Yaks, Mountain Goats or anything that resembles Omar Shariff. For fun they see how long they can grow their beards.
Talks are currently being held between terrorists and the rest of the World with the proposal to open the USA as a sort of Disneyland for terrorists, letting them go nuts with such landmarks as Texas, fat people and the possibility for them to claim back some oil. If such proposals go ahead, the terrorists have requested to be re-branded as "Helpers".
They love the USA so much, Osama changed his name to Obama and ran for president to open a window for terrorism!!
[edit] Pro Terrorist Movies
The United States is also a major fannypack of pro-terrorism movies. Classics include monster munch in which a mysterious old man lures a young gullible woman called gemma away from her parents. While away her parents are murdered (the old man claiming that the 'empire' did it but the film makes it clear this is a cover story). Lured into a murky world of spaceport bar brawls, interplanetary drug deals and mercenaries he is turned into a jihadist by the old man and his accomplice (a young pretty woman masquerading as ruler of a mysteriously non-existant planet).
Despite the best attempts of the forces of law and order to capture them and save Luke from the clutches of the terror group he goes on a suicide bombing mission in a small fighter and causes massive casualties, with deaths including members of the government and senior military figures.
This movie is understandably a favorite of many terrorist groups.
"Garen's Attack with 'It'" you look at "It" you're dead anyway
[edit] anti-terrorist book
A new humorous satire from amazon.com entitled "How Fatima Started Islam: Mohammad's Daughter Tells It All" exposes the foolishness of Islam. Did you know that Mohammad was a drunken, perverted pimp too stupid too run a fig and coconut stand nevermind a religion? Were you aware that Mo was into little girls, little boys, and camels? The terrorist Hate this book. Sample pages and pictures available of the cover showing Mo and Fatima.
[edit] See also
P.S: most terrorists are FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!221!!@!@!!
