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How is it possible to make it so that the first letter is capitalized, if we're putting the monster at the begging of the sentence? a random arrow is coming!
In an instant, a random arrow suddenly appears and devours you!
Ach! Hans, run! It's a random arrow!
Do not enter the lair of a random arrow!
Beware of a random arrow!
You fell into a hole with a random arrow!
(Just to see 8 separate monsters in action at once, so more outcomes will show up at once.)
I'll do it.