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Microsoft Windows ®

Your money. Our passion.


• Detect "non-genuine" products

• Gather user information

• Cripple core system components

• Deploy legal team

• Launch civil litigation


Estimated time remaining:

Less than 1 min.



Installing Windows has never been easier easy


All you need to do is to phone your local Microsoft Customer Representative, write down a very long set of numbers, type it all in, get an error message, phone our Customer Representative again, adjust a few things, get another very long set of numbers, type it all in again, install a few drivers, activate Windows again, lather, rinse and repeat.




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