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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Wave2

Tuesday

an 87% chance of

earthquakes

Tornado

Tonight

a 5% chance of

bikini contests

Sun3

Tuesday

a 50-50 chance of

tsunamis


Suggested Recreation
While there is a 1000% chance of tornados
Tomorrow, we suggest a little WMD hunting.
Global Warming Indicator

Global Warming Indicator


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Special Weather Report:

Pat Robertson predicted the end of the World was yesterday, for those of you who missed it.

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This mornings weather was bought to you by Charlton Heston and his cold dead brother.

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