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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Suncloud

Trash day

an 87% chance of

elephants

Plain

Friday

a 99.99% chance of

dust

Tornado

Oh happy day

a 27% chance of

haze


Suggested Recreation
While there is an 11% chance of thunder
Friday, we suggest pouring rootbeer on your cat.
Global Warming Indicator

Global Warming Indicator


International Posts
Low pressure system

Special Weather Report:

Pat Robertson predicted the end of the World was yesterday, for those of you who missed it.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

The odds of this forecast being correct is 1 in 1,000,000,000...ask Carl Sagans.

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