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UnWeather Station

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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Tornado

Friday

a 27% chance of

earthquakes

Sun2

The other day

a 27% chance of

tornados

Rainy

Wednesday

an 11% chance of

icicles


Suggested Recreation
While there is a 5% chance of hot chicks
Sunday, we suggest outdoor roller derby.
Global Warming Indicator

Global Warming Indicator


International Posts
High pressure system

Special Weather Report:

Beer is expected to pour from buckets and kegs today.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

This forecast machine, instead of their astrologer, is used by the Bush administration to aid in weather forecasting for hurricanes.

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