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UnWeather Station

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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Sun1

Monday

an 11% chance of

hurricanes

Wave1

Tuesday

an 87% chance of

tsunamis

Sun1

Tonight

a 1000% chance of

dust


Suggested Recreation
While there is no chance of happiness
Tonight, we suggest a little yard work.
Global Warming Indicator

Global Warming Indicator


International Posts
High pressure system

Special Weather Report:

A pack of domesticated tornadoes escaped Oklahoma, and may be roaming loose near Canada.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

This weather forecast is correct once in a blue moon, and twice after two shots of tequilla.

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