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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Sun1

Saturday

an 87% chance of

storms

Snow2

The other day

an 11% chance of

flooding

Tornado

Today

an 87% chance of

elephants


Suggested Recreation
While there is an 87% chance of dust
Tomorrow, we suggest flying a kite.
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Global Warming Indicator


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Special Weather Report:

Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.

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This mornings weather was bought to you by Charlton Heston and his cold dead brother.

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