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UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).

Snow3

Trash day

a 99.99% chance of

tornados

Tornado

Saturday

a 50-50 chance of

dust

Cloud1

Yesterday

a 27% chance of

haze


Suggested Recreation
While there is a 99.99% chance of drought
Sunday, we suggest pouring rootbeer on your cat.
Global Warming Indicator

Global Warming Indicator


International Posts
Lightning

Special Weather Report:

A clog occurred at Niagara Falls late yesterday, causing the world's largest case of irritable bowel syndrome.

UnWeather Station Forecast Stats

This weather forecast has accurately depicted the weather on Jupiter twice.

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