Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid
- For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.
- Acid-tripping meteorologists may be responsible for continuing unprecedented Atlantic tropical storms.
- In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow.
- In summary, cool showers, cold beer, and grilled bratwurst makes Jack a happy happy man.
Special Weather Report:
An acid-tripping meteorologist prepared today's Local UnWeather forecast.
If its raining cats and dogs today, its likely that you have a bipolar mental disorder!