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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Next week, expect the Sahara to be very dry, and well possibly the week after that too.


  • Starting in Scotland, expect golf ball size hail at tee-off.

  • Acid-tripping meteorologists may be responsible for continuing unprecedented Atlantic tropical storms.

  • A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer.

  • In summary, cool showers, cold beer, and grilled bratwurst makes Jack a happy happy man.

Special Weather Report:

A clog occurred at Niagara Falls late yesterday, causing the world's largest case of irritable bowel syndrome.

Global Warming Indicator

If it is raining upside down outside you are probably living in Greece!

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