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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy.


  • Over to Africa, there'll be cool breeze to start a warm day tomorrow, with a slight chance of guerilla warfare in the afternoon.

  • On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow.

  • And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt".

  • In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time.

Special Weather Report:

An acid-tripping meteorologist prepared today's Local UnWeather forecast.

Global Warming Indicator

Today's forecast was absolutely correct for Phuket, can you wonder why.

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