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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid


  • Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day.

  • On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane.

  • In Brazil, a warm push is expected to cause overshooting tops, causing Rio to experience widespread mammatus.

  • As a note, God spoke to NOAA today, and hath said a large willy-willy is to be expected.

Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild hurricanes were reported to be cited with public intoxication and slamming into continents without a license.

Global Warming Indicator

This weather forecast is correct once in a blue moon, and twice after two shots of tequilla.

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