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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • It is guaranteed that today's forecast will be better than tomorrow's.


Lightning


  • Over to Africa, there'll be cool breeze to start a warm day tomorrow, with a slight chance of guerilla warfare in the afternoon.


  • On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane.


  • Inflow and horizontal vorticity may tilt into mesocylones anytime this Spring.


  • In summary, light breezes everywhere.


Special Weather Report:

A clog occurred at Niagara Falls late yesterday, causing the world's largest case of irritable bowel syndrome.

Global Warming Indicator

Statistically speaking, PeeWee Herman has a better chance of guessing the weather on Uranus.

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