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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy.


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  • Starting in Scotland, expect golf ball size hail at tee-off.


  • Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.


  • In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow.


  • In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time.


Special Weather Report:

Beer is expected to pour from buckets and kegs today.

Global Warming Indicator

This forecast machine, instead of their astrologer, is used by the Bush administration to aid in weather forecasting for hurricanes.

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