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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Surprisingly, it won't rain in Seattle, Washington today. London, however, is still foggy.

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  • For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.

  • Persons in south-east Asia are TSOL, expect hailstones the size of coconuts.

  • A hoarfrost is expected in downtown Amsterdam today.

  • In summary, light breezes everywhere.

Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted attempting to sneak up on China.

Global Warming Indicator

This weather forecast is correct once in a blue moon, and twice after two shots of tequilla.

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