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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • It is guaranteed that today's forecast will be better than tomorrow's.


Stormspot


  • Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day.


  • Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.


  • A hoarfrost is expected in downtown Amsterdam today.


  • In summary, cool showers, cold beer, and grilled bratwurst makes Jack a happy happy man.


Special Weather Report:

Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.

Global Warming Indicator

If it is raining upside down outside you are probably living in Greece!

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