Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Things should improve in Africa and the Americas, but there'll be loud thunderstorms in the evening, about the volume of a Thin Lizzy concert.
- Russia will have absolutely no weather this weekend. We still admit nothing...
- Forecast alert: Expect 30 to 40 tornadoes to pummel dowtown LA and Hollywood with dropping box office receipts.
- In Brazil, a warm push is expected to cause overshooting tops, causing Rio to experience widespread mammatus.
- As a note, God spoke to NOAA today, and hath said a large willy-willy is to be expected.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted attempting to sneak up on China.
The snow in Thailand is yellow whereas in China it is magenta!