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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid


  • For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.

  • Acid-tripping meteorologists may be responsible for continuing unprecedented Atlantic tropical storms.

  • In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow.

  • In summary, cool showers, cold beer, and grilled bratwurst makes Jack a happy happy man.

Special Weather Report:

An acid-tripping meteorologist prepared today's Local UnWeather forecast.

Global Warming Indicator

If its raining cats and dogs today, its likely that you have a bipolar mental disorder!

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