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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Alaska to experience a heat wave, next week, in the upper -20's Celsius.


High pressure system


  • Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser!


  • Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year.


  • A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer.


  • In summary, cool showers, cold beer, and grilled bratwurst makes Jack a happy happy man.


Special Weather Report:

Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat.

Global Warming Indicator

Statistically, this forecast makes more sense than some countries' foreign policy.

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