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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • In the Pacific Rim, it'll be warm then colder,... warmer,... warmer,... colder,... warmer,... oohhhh yeah you're red-hot, baby!!

Low pressure system

  • In India, no sun for at least a month or two, followed by a month or two of blazing sun every day.

  • On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane.

  • A hoarfrost is expected in downtown Amsterdam today.

  • In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time.

Special Weather Report:

Montreal: Someone left Niagara Falls running all night and accidently drained the Great Lakes.

Global Warming Indicator

There is a 50/50 chance this forecast is wrong because nobody brought the "good stuff" to the office today.

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