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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Mainland Europe can expect plagues of locusts...I aint fugging doing the weather until I get paid


  • For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.

  • Acid-tripping meteorologists may be responsible for continuing unprecedented Atlantic tropical storms.

  • A hoarfrost is expected in downtown Amsterdam today.

  • In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there.

Special Weather Report:

A pack of domesticated tornadoes escaped Oklahoma, and may be roaming loose near Canada.

Global Warming Indicator

The last time this forecast was 100% correct, somebody really unimportant died.

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