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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • In Asia, the influenza cauldren of the world, expect a slight cleansing mist.


  • Over to Africa, there'll be cool breeze to start a warm day tomorrow, with a slight chance of guerilla warfare in the afternoon.

  • Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year.

  • And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt".

  • In summary, light breezes everywhere.

Special Weather Report:

Pat Robertson predicted the end of the World was yesterday, for those of you who missed it.

Global Warming Indicator

The odds of this forecast actually occurring is equal to the odds of an astronaut suriviving a mission to Mars while being duct taped to a rhino.

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