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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Things should improve in Africa and the Americas, but there'll be loud thunderstorms in the evening, about the volume of a Thin Lizzy concert.


  • Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser!

  • Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year.

  • A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer.

  • In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather.

Special Weather Report:

A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted attempting to sneak up on China.

Global Warming Indicator

Only two complained that this forecast sucked, the other 42,089,357 were getting high.

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