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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Next week, expect the Sahara to be very dry, and well possibly the week after that too.


  • Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day.

  • Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.

  • A hoarfrost is expected in downtown Amsterdam today.

  • In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there.

Special Weather Report:

Pat Robertson predicted the end of the World was yesterday, for those of you who missed it.

Global Warming Indicator

Statistically speaking, PeeWee Herman has a better chance of guessing the weather on Uranus.

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