Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- No weather will be given for the state of New Jersey - they're too far in debt to affoard it.
- For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.
- On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane.
- In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.
- In summary, cool showers, cold beer, and grilled bratwurst makes Jack a happy happy man.
Special Weather Report:
A pack of wild hurricanes were reported to be cited with public intoxication and slamming into continents without a license.
This mornings weather was bought to you by Charlton Heston and his cold dead brother.