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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • Expect really great waves off the coast of Hawaii, accompanied with some really great bikinis.


  • Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser!

  • Acid-tripping meteorologists may be responsible for continuing unprecedented Atlantic tropical storms.

  • In Texas, excessive rear end inflow may cause bulging tops in vertically erect systems and later cause overshooting tops.

  • In summary, moderate acid rain only in the evenings.

Special Weather Report:

Beer is expected to pour from buckets and kegs today.

Global Warming Indicator

The odds of this forecast being correct is 1 in 1,000,000,000...ask Carl Sagans.

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