Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- It is guaranteed that today's forecast will be better than tomorrow's.
- For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.
- Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year.
- In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.
- In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there.
Special Weather Report:
The English are shocked, SHOCKED, to find it's hot in July.
The snow in Thailand is yellow whereas in China it is magenta!