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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:

  • It is guaranteed that today's forecast will be better than tomorrow's.


  • For this coming windy weekend, expect some blowing here and there.

  • Acid tripping meteorolgists are putting together odds on bets for the new hurricane season this year.

  • In Nebraska, far from the moist tongue, suction vortices may disipate due to a choking downdraft.

  • In summary, expect light beer drizzles here and there.

Special Weather Report:

The English are shocked, SHOCKED, to find it's hot in July.

Global Warming Indicator

The snow in Thailand is yellow whereas in China it is magenta!

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