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- Obama claims spot in "Mile-high Club" as first Prez to suck in Denver
- Nigerian space program to detonate stolen nuclear weaponry on Mars
- Mitt in Israel: 'I can't believe people are fighting over this place.'
- Obama to play shark in Jaws remake
- Stanford scientists design their first virtual orgasm
- R.E.M.'s 2011 break-up still as irrelevant as the fact that they were still together
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