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Dubai invests in tourism for S&M enthusiasts
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Global warming causing red spot on Jupiter to shrink
 
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South Dakota implements nine month waiting period for abortions
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Galaxy S5 sales to slump according to Apple research
 
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I.O.C. drops wrestling; plans to add "Olympic Doping Competition"
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"Blue is the new yellow" according to statistics
 
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Homeland Security investigating mysterious 'USPS' group leaving unattended packages across US, Terrorism link possible?
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Obama tells Congress state-of-the-union is "unknown" as website isn't working
 
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All future headlines to be limited to forty-four lett
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Miley Cyrus revealed to be creator of Miley Cyrus memes
 
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Google accused of rigging search results: Wikipedia pages ranked above Uncyclopedia.
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Pope Francis to sell the Vatican to pay off gambling debts
 
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Father gives up on talking to limiting child's iPad use
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Rihanna and Lady Gaga combine wardrobes to produce one decent outfit
 
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Cheese consumption hits danger levels
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Will Smith: "I have no son"
 
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2013 'same shit with different name'
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US Dollar to switch to value-free format in future
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Gun control: future killers would need one of 300m existing guns in country
 
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Connecticut killer 'not popular or well-adjusted' shock
 
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Ex-boyfriend sues Shakira's hips for $100m.
 
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Apple sues Apple Jacks, Applebees over 'patent infringement'
 
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Presidential Inauguration attendance made mandatory for all Americans
 
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In ironic linguistic twist, Gays unhappy
 
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Burgled man suddenly develops strong views on burglars
 
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Uncyclopedians petition White House for secession from Wikia
 
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Senate calls for expansion of radio spectrum, allocates $3.50 for study
 
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Extra-marital affair 'worst thing a CIA chief has ever done'
 
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Replacement NFL refs blamed for lackluster sitcom episodes
 
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Clinton tells Israelis and Palestinians, 'Leave it, it's not worth it'
 
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Paedophilia 'invented by the BBC' in 1972.
 
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Man who told 47% of America to 'go fuck yourself' somehow loses election
 
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Michelle Obama filmed tipping 'commiserations' cake into trash
 
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Yes we can-can: the odd slogan that nearly de-railed Obama
 
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Black comedians make jokes about Obama being 'real black' this time
 
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New Disney Star Wars movies 'to be absolutely appalling'
 
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Poll: Most Canadians Favour Bridge to Nowhere over New Bridge to Detroit
 
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New Yorkers take comfort in New Jersey damage
 
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Mark Clattenburg to use John Terry's 'I was repeating what you said' defence
 
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R n B singer questions Obama's commitment to white victims of NY storm
 
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How I Met Your Mother superfan 'yet to laugh at show'
 
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New York dresses up as New Orleans for Halloween
 
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Daily Mash writes exact same article as Onion
 
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Yo Man Wins Nobel Literature Prize! Word!
 
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Obama claims spot in "Mile-high Club" as first Prez to suck in Denver
 
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Nigerian space program to detonate stolen nuclear weaponry on Mars
 
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Mitt in Israel: 'I can't believe people are fighting over this place.'
 
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Obama to play shark in Jaws remake
 
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Stanford scientists design their first virtual orgasm
 
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R.E.M.'s 2011 break-up still as irrelevant as the fact that they were still together
 
 
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