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edit This Week's Stock Tip:

Name: Black Gangsta' Inc. (NGGR)

Price: $62.28 (delayed)

Recommendation: Buy

Synopsis: The business has gained recent popularity after it announced that it "smoked sum bitches." The stock has become a bellweather for investors, with a BPS (Bitches Per Share) that exceeded what Wall St. analysts were looking for - and currently heading towards a 52-week high thanks to aid from some Class A drugs. No doubt that growth wise, this company will be 'smokin' sum more bitches' in the future.

Risk Level: Medium

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