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edit This Week's Stock Tip:

Name: Generic Insults, Inc. (URMOM)

Price: $13.35 (delayed)

Recommendation: Sell/Short

Synopsis: Times have been hard on what is arguably the foundation of the modern humor industry. While the company's famous "Yo' Momma" and "Dead Baby" brand products have done very well this quarter among the 14-and-under demographics, their other products, such as the "Chuck Norris Fact" and related brands, have lost sales rapidly last quarter. Expect this company to dump at least another 10%.

Risk Level: High

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