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Stupid American Stuff
Essential Americana: United States of America - American - Porn - Jesus - fast food - capitalism.
Dumb Geography: United States of Whatever - North America - Mexico (sort of) - Canada (but not Quebec) - Unamerica.
Not Quite Part of the USA: Puerto Rico - Guam - Texas - New York City - Chicago- California - Hollywood - San Francisco- New Mexico - Alaska - Hawaii- Minnesota.
Language: English - Southern - American - Spanish - Jew (NYC only).
American Historical Figures: Bill Gates - Abraham Lincoln - Stephen Colbert - Uncle Sam - God - Jon Stewart - Ronald Reagan the religious right-wing messiah - Bill Clinton - the secular progressive star.
Founding Superheroes: Founding Fathers - George Washington - Alexander Hamilton - Thomas Jefferson - Benjamin Franklin - Martin Van Buren - George W Bush - Paris Hilton.
Governdement: White House - Barak Obama - Sarah Palin.
American Hobbies: Obesity - Gluttony - Edumacation - Drugs - Religion - Hypocrisy - Hatred - Complain - Racism - Sexism - First world Poverty - Neo Fascism (formerly known as Neo Conservatism) - Neo Colonialism (formerly known as Neo Liberalism).
American Geniuses: Bill O'Reilly - Glenn Beck (a "mad genius") - Rush Limbaugh (Hush Lie-blah) - Colin Mochrie (shut up, Canada) - Nobody - Hippies - Leonard Nimoy - Mark Twain - Dr. Phil - Dr. Laura - Dr. Kevorkian.
Brain Activity: Television - Sports - Internet - Philosophy - Pessimism - Lindsay Lohan - Beavis and Butthead - Michael Savage - Pat Robertson - Jerry Falwell.
Pride of the USA: Things America Did Not Invent - Evolution - Native Americans - Manual Labor - Manufacturing - Natural enemies #3 - Natural enemies #2 - Natural enemies #2.0 - Natural enemies #2 and a half - Natural enemies #2.99 - Natural Enemy #1 - Foreign Policy - World Conspiracy - News Media.
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