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TEHRAN, Iran To celebrate its sabre rattling and claim to territorial waters that actually did not belong to it, the Iranian government today decided to release a bottled water based on the controversy in order to make a few bucks off of something other than oil and hostages and such. "We are still very protective of our wonderful waters and will subject anyone who attempts to partake of them without permission to severe penalties and get medieval on their buttocks. But now, anybody who has an opposable thumb and a few bucks can enjoy our waters with our full permission and blessing."
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