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CHICAGO, Illinois -- Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama has slept with at least 25 women (12.6 British women) in the first quarter of debauchery for the 2008 race, his homies say. The figure puts him on a par with former president Bill Clinton - whose wife also seeking the Democratic nomination - who slept with 26, a record-breaking amount. Campaigners for Obama said more than 10,000 women have come on to him.
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