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'''FEATURED STORY''' |
'''FEATURED STORY''' |
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| − | {{Lead_Tester|Title=India wake up, get clue, win Test match |
+ | {{Lead_Tester|Title=The Joker found dead |
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+ | |Image=Officially Bat Fuck Insane.jpg |
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| − | |Image text=Going the tonk: Virender Sehwag yesterday |
+ | |Image text=Picture of the body provided by [[Wikipedia]]. |
| − | |Synopsis='''SOUTH YARRA, Australia, GNN (Goanna News Network).''' ''"THANK [[fuck]] for that,"'' said [[Australia]]n [[cricket]] expert Brent "Potato" Couchman shortly after [[India]] won the third cricket Test in [[Perth]] yesterday. ''"It was about time India woke up and put a half-decent team on the paddock. [[Jesus]]."'' |
+ | |Synopsis='''GOTHAM CITY, The Real World --''' The world has lost one of its most well-known villains. Yesterday, police found [[The Joker]] dead from an apparent overdose in [[Heath Ledger|an alleged lovers]]' cabin on [[Brokeback Mountain|a certain mountain]]. |
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FEATURED STORY
GOTHAM CITY, The Real World -- The world has lost one of its most well-known villains. Yesterday, police found The Joker dead from an apparent overdose in an alleged lovers' cabin on a certain mountain.
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