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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Big Brother picks all-corpse house in latest venture
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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Kevorkian out of jail, faces clamoring demand for his "services"
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|Image text=Current bookies favourite to win Fred, who died in 1999 from rabies.
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|Image text=Kevorkian in happier times, with his wonderful death device.
|Synopsis='''ELEVEN DEAD BODIES''', fresh from their respective graves, who are taking part in Channel 4's Big Brother have entered the house. The hopefuls include a gangland murder victim, an assassinated Central American President, a cyclist who was run over by a steam roller in 2001 and even an Egyptian pharaoh, who died 3000 years ago!
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|Synopsis='''MICHIGAN, Youperland''' -- Ex-Doctor Kevorkian was recently released from [[prison]], and despite the [[fact]] that he himself has serious health problems, is being bombarded with [[phone]] calls, letters and in person appeals from [[people]] who, given the general crappiness of modern life, desire his "services" in ending their lives.
 
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