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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Iranian government releases new "Iranian Waters" line of bottled water
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|Image text=Barack Obama's patriotic optimism and numerous sexual escapades have brought many comparisons to [[John F. Kennedy]].
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|Image text=The water is guaranteed to be ''"100% infidel british sailor-free!"''
|Synopsis='''CHICAGO, Illinois''' -- [[Democrat]]ic [[president]]ial hopeful Barack Obama has slept with at least 25 women (12.6 British women) in the first quarter of debauchery for the 2008 race, his homies say. The figure puts him on a par with former president [[Bill Clinton]] - whose wife also seeking the Democratic nomination - who slept with 26, a record-breaking amount. Campaigners for Obama said more than 10,000 women have come on to him.
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|Synopsis='''TEHRAN, Iran''' To celebrate its sabre rattling and claim to territorial waters that actually did not belong to it, the [[Iran|Iranian]] government today decided to release a bottled water based on the controversy in order to make a few bucks off of something other than [[oil]] and [[hostage|hostages]] and such. "''We are still very protective of our wonderful waters and will subject anyone who attempts to partake of them without permission to severe penalties and get [[pulp fiction|medieval on their buttocks]]. But now, anybody who has an opposable thumb and a few bucks can enjoy our waters with our full permission and blessing.''"
 
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