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{{Lead_Tester|Title=The Joker found dead
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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Rogue market trader "causes global market crash"
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|Image text=Picture of the body provided by [[Wikipedia]].
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|Image text="psst, 'ere mate, if you want some cheap apples then come this way..."
|Synopsis='''GOTHAM CITY, The Real World --''' The world has lost one of its most well-known villains. Yesterday, police found [[The Joker]] dead from an apparent overdose in [[Heath Ledger|an alleged lovers]]' cabin on [[Brokeback Mountain|a certain mountain]].
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|Synopsis='''A ROGUE FRUIT AND VEG MARKET STALL HOLDER''' was this morning blamed for the recent crash in global [[stock market]]s. It is thought that he began to recklessly sell his apples and pears for as little as 2p per pound and so triggered a near global financial meltdown.
 
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