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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Kevorkian out of jail, faces clamoring demand for his "services"
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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Police find 'Werewolf' link to violence
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|Image text=Kevorkian in happier times, with his wonderful death device.
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|Image text=Another glass of gin my lover?
|Synopsis='''MICHIGAN, Youperland''' -- Ex-Doctor Kevorkian was recently released from [[prison]], and despite the [[fact]] that he himself has serious health problems, is being bombarded with [[phone]] calls, letters and in person appeals from [[people]] who, given the general crappiness of modern life, desire his "services" in ending their lives.
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|Synopsis='''A POLICE FORCE''' is to put more officers on the streets during full moons because they believe that increases in violent crime during these times ''"may be mainly down to the emergance of werewolves when the moon is fat."''
 
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