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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Iranian government releases new "Iranian Waters" line of bottled water
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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Disney to host Gay unions
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|Synopsis='''TEHRAN, Iran''' To celebrate its sabre rattling and claim to territorial waters that actually did not belong to it, the [[Iran|Iranian]] government today decided to release a bottled water based on the controversy in order to make a few bucks off of something other than [[oil]] and [[hostage|hostages]] and such. "''We are still very protective of our wonderful waters and will subject anyone who attempts to partake of them without permission to severe penalties and get [[pulp fiction|medieval on their buttocks]]. But now, anybody who has an opposable thumb and a few bucks can enjoy our waters with our full permission and blessing.''"
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|Synopsis='''ANAHEIM, Ca''' - Same-sex couples who want to exchange vows in front of Cinderella's Castle can now have their wish come true. The [[Walt Disney]] Co. had limited its “Fairy Tale Wedding” program to couples with valid marriage licenses, but it is now making ceremonies at its parks available to [[homosexual]] couples as well, The new program will be referred to as “Fairies Tail Weddings”.
 
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