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| − | {{Lead_Tester|Title=EON Productions defends controversial casting of eleven year old girl as James Bond |
+ | {{Lead_Tester|Title=Grue flu outbreak forces killing cute kitties and puppies |
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| − | |Image text=The critical scene from the movie in which James Bond is assulted by society's crumbling but still vaguely identifiable concept of gender. |
+ | |Image text=A grue with grue flu upchucks a kitten, which will now have to be killed. |
| − | |Synopsis='''HOLLYWOODLAND, USSR''' -- In the wake of the release of [[the]] new film, ''BondFace I: for Inge,'' EON Productions unexpectedly found itself having to defend its taking the [[James Bond]] franchise in a new direction, [[gender]]-based existential criticism from a [[Marxist]]-Leninist bioqueer perspective. |
+ | |Synopsis='''SEOUL, South Korea -''' [[South Korea]] plans to [[kill]] cuddly little [[cat|kitten]]s and [[dog|puppie]]s to try to prevent the spread of '''[[grue]] flu''' after an outbreak of the [[dead]]ly '''HIYA2''' [[virus]] at a '''[[chicken]] nugget farm''' last [[week]], officials said [[Monday]]. |
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Grue flu outbreak forces killing cute kitties and puppies
SEOUL, South Korea - South Korea plans to kill cuddly little kittens and puppies to try to prevent the spread of grue flu after an outbreak of the deadly HIYA2 virus at a chicken nugget farm last week, officials said Monday.
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